Standing in the light
You're so self-congratulatory
So I guess you have the right
To be so masturbatory

And like a man with his pet
You always seem to forget
That you ain't me
You ain't me

Did you include the question mark?
When I answered you were totally shocked
You looked at me like I was a snark
While your head was extremely mentally blocked

I'm the guy from wonderland
And you could never understand
That you ain't me
You ain't me
You ain't me
No, you ain't me

The money has been spent
I'm not saying it hasn't been earned
The customers have paid
I'm just feeling kind of burned

Tell me, where have you been
Oh, black-eyed mannequin

You ain't me
You ain't me
You ain't me
You ain't me