[Beetlejuice:]
You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do!)
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around!

[Beetlejuice:]
(And kill him!)

[Lydia:]
What?

[Beetlejuice:]
Nothing

[Beetlejuice, sung:]
So, Lydia, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

[Lydia:]
No!

[Beetlejuice:]
The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name!

Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name!
Girl, just say it three times in a row
Then you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name

[Lydia:]
I don't know your name

[Beetlejuice:]
Well, I can't SAY it

[Lydia:]
How 'bout a game of charades?

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes, let's play it

[Lydia:]
Two words

[Beetlejuice:]
Right

[Lydia:]
Second word

[Beetlejuice:]
Uh-huh

[Lydia:]
Drink?

[Beetlejuice:]
No

[Lydia:]
Beverage?

[Beetlejuice:]
No

[Lydia:]
Wine?

[Beetlejuice:]
No

[Lydia:]
Juice?

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes!

[Lydia:]
Okay
First word

[Beetlejuice:]
Okay

[Lydia:]
Bug?

[Beetlejuice:]
No

[Lydia:]
Ant?

[Beetlejuice:]
Close, but no

[Lydia:]
Beetle?

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes!

[Lydia:]
Beetlejuice?

[Beetlejuice:]
Wow, I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken
Unbroken
Ready?

[Lydia:]
Yeah

[Beetlejuice:]
Okay, go...

[Lydia:]
Beetlejuice...

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes

[Lydia:]
Beetlejuice...

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes

[Lydia:]
Beeeeeeeeeeeeee—

[Beetlejuice:]
Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

[Lydia:]
—cause

[Beetlejuice:]
What?

[Lydia:]
You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Beetlejuice

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes!

[Lydia:]
Beetlejuice

[Beetlejuice:]
Yes!

[Lydia:]
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
OK, Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Be a doll and spare the lecture

[Beetlejuice:]
I'm offering you a full-time spectre

[Lydia:]
Are you any good?

[Beetlejuice:]
You bet you
Trust me, baby!

[Lydia:]
I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer

[Beetlejuice:]
Don't you wanna see dad suffer?

[Lydia:]
I think I'd rather just jump off

[Beetlejuice:]
No!

[Lydia:]
I may be suicidal
But Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind

[Beetlejuice:]
So, playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look

[Lydia:]
Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?

[Barbara:]
Lydia, there you are!

[Adam:]
Are you alright?

[Beetlejuice:]
A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!

[Adam:]
Get away from her!
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual

[Beetlejuice possesses Barbara and Adam]

[Barbara:]
Beetlejuice is sexy!

[Adam:]
Beetlejuice is smart!

[Barbara