Everybody wake up
Welcome to the future
There's nothing going on here
It's just me and my personal computer

I don't love my family
I think they're boring
And when we get together
I'm so scared of talking to them
About anything

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but
All my love is gone

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but
All my love is gone

Everybody wake up
Welcome to the future
There's nothing going on here
It's just me and my personal computer

I don't love my girlfriend
I think she's boring
And when we get together
I'm so scared of talking to her
About anything

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but
All my love is gone

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went but
All my love is
All my love is
All my love is gone
Ooooh