Here we go, I'm back online
And oh fuck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello!", I send "whatever."
'Cuz to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute, but all he wants is a photoshoot!
"Hey babygirl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my dick"
Oh, please, boy don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your pieces sag
You fuck my friends and your fathers friends
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any nudes

(Oh my god, how did he get my number?)
(Did you give it to him?)
(Wh-why would I do that?)
(Okay yeah I did)
(Oh my GOD! He won't stop texting!)
(URGH!)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(Oh my god!)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(You're fucking ridiculous)

I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(What the fuck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
(Fuck you, Chad)

I'd block his number, but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now!
It's so annoying and fucking sick
I don't wanna see your turkey dick!
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally fucking harassing me!
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game, but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You'll grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, bitch, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait before we start the chase, I wanna check my MySpace

(Okay, you got his address?)
(I thought you had it and who said you were driving?)
(You don't even know how to drive!)
(Besides, you're in charge of the music)
(Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music)
(Says who?)

We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
(You're gonna die)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
(He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
(Ahaha, fucking loser)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
(You're gonna fucking die-aha)

Aha
Aha
You're gonna fucking die-aha
Aha
Aha
Aha
You're gonna fucking die

Yeah we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
(We got you, bitch!)
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
(It was totally worth it)
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
(That's what you fucking get!)
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah we fucking killed Chad
(You fucking loser)