(There's squirrels in my pants!)
Tell me whats making you jump like that
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
S to I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down
S to I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to I to the M to the P

He ain't got that goin' watering your plants
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
Hypnotize me put me in trance
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
Got an aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the
(Squirrels in my pants!)

Step right over and watch me put it down
S to I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
S to I to the M to the P

If you wanna know how I'm doing this dance
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
Something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants
S I M P, squirrels in my pants
Proletarian, bourgeoisie
Hey, you don't need an academic degree
Everybody smelling my potpourri
S to I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down
S to I to the M to the P
Step right over and watch me put it
Down, down on the ground
'Cause you know I got it going on

S to I to the M to the P
S to I to the M to the P
If you play guitar empty you get a cash advance
S to I to the M to the P
If you losing your hair, get yourself implants
If you're wrestling a bear then you ain't got a chance
Old Uncle Freddie just ridges and rants
Ain't a problem, ain't a problem
(Squirrels in my pants!)