Well, some people like to head to the bars
When life is hitting just a little too hard
Some people like to float out and fish
Some people like to whine and bitch

Well, everybody needs a little head vacation
Everybody's got their vibes
I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station
And I'm about to roll up mine

I smoke weed and I don't give a damn
Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding Mr officer unless you're down
Oh weed, just about every day
First thing that I buy soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed

You could say I found a natural prescription
For an undiagnosed medical condition
If you ain't got your own, that's fine
Hell, I'll share mine

'Cause I smoke weed and I don't give a damn
Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding Mr officer unless you're down
Oh weed, just about every day
First thing that I buy soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed
Yeah, I smoke weed

Whoa, it's legal out in California
And a couple other places too
But round here we still gotta buy it
From some real shady dude

Oh, weed and I don't give a damn
Ziploc in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding Mr officer unless you're down
Oh weed, just about every day
First thing that I buy soon as I get paid
And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed

Hey, man
I think, I think the police are here
I smoke weed
Hey, man... come on
I smoke weed