[Vlad:]
Ever since that first day I saw you at court
I knew I was beneath you

[Lily:]
You were right, darling. You were

[Vlad:]
I noticed you across a room
The most exquisite rose
The tiniest tiara and
That haughty little nose
I flirted with you shamelessly

[Lily:]
Or so the scandal goes...
The Countess

[Vlad:]
And the common man
We tiptoed off to Peterhof
To have a royal fling

[Lily:]
My husband was oblivious
Counts never know a thing!

[Vlad:]
And all of it was perfect...

[Lily:]
'Til you stole my diamond ring!

[Vlad