She don't like pornography
When it's on the BBC
She won't even look at me
Oh no no, she don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me

I know she ain't that wonderful
She's only trying to be helpful
When she sees all those nudes
She'll speak out and say
That's very rude

I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me

Mary Mary, they think you're crazy
How does your mind work
With silver bells
And coco shells
You're digging up the dirt

I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
I love Mary Whitehouse
She don't love me
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