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Davey's Song Lyrics - Artist : Adam Sandler
[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:]
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me! [Police:] What? [Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:] He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl [Davey:] Oh, boy I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday So I drink them all away That's me I don't decorate no trees And I won't eat no potato lakees But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze That's just who I am Well, I'll never spin a dreidel But I'll always throw an egg And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs While you're singing your holiday tune I'm acting like the town Bafoon Whipping out my big white scary moon And blowing a beef your way I hate folks who think reindeer are cute To me they're just something to shoot I hate love, I hate you, I hate me Well, I'm a snowmobile stealing No 'tis the season' feeling Kind of guy (kind of guy) This time of year sucks So I take my numchucks And make sure every snowman dies Believeing in Santa's all wrong And Chaunaka's eight days too long I hate love, I hate you, I hate me I hate love, I hate you, I hate me |
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