I'm the kinda guy
a girl takes home to mom
with pleated Khaki pants
cologne that's the bomb
sure smell purdy, purdy

Shake her dad's hand
and look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
"I'm just a regular guy"
I'll have her home by 9 sir

And I'm a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says "Ma'am on the double"
I'm a regular guy
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek
Yah ha