Don't kick the people. Kick the man!
Don't kick the lobster. Kick the clam!
Don't kick the remix. Kick the jam!
It's Dunkin it's Dunkin

Dunkin of course of course
He'll make you a stoppable force
Dunkin his name is the game
And he brings pain to the public domain

Dunkin quadruple threat
Remembers tricks you will never forget
Dunkin you'll say it again
He'll get you now when you don't know when

Don't blame the chaos. Blame the planned!
Don't blame the puppet. Blame the hand!
Don't blame the dessert. Blame the sand!
Blame Dunkin blame Dunkin

Don't know the story. Know the truth!
Don't know Judge Judy. Know Dr. Ruth!
Don't know the flavor. Know the proof!
Know Dunkin know Dunkin

Dunkin of course of course
He'll make you a stoppable force
Dunkin his name is the game
And he brings pain to the public domain