I'm wearin' Birkenstocks, sippin' on some Kombucha
I'm standing on the Dock in Santa Monica
I'm wearing a wristband that says Go Vegan in Tibet
I only eat Organic Stress-free Grass-feed foods

Yoga
Great time
Joggin'
Hiking
Fishing
These Kale Chips are so damn addicting
I'm making friends with all different cultures
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude
W/ my Tofu