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Deportito Lyrics - Artist : Rucka Rucka Ali
I come here before the last election
El President Trump says now go back Put everything I have into a big knapsack And go, goodbye Stop at Jamba Juice on the way Drop my kids off inside a cage I went to the border and I told the police I'm going, goodbye They say, "What's your name, is it Julian?" I said my name is Tito, I'm American They said take your lawnmower and get out this country Go, please Juan, why did you escape over the border? Running from the police in a lawnmower Watching a Telenovela and a few shows Oh, yeah Why, aren't you a little bit more normal? Buying a new cell phone at the mall Listening to heavy metal with some dude Joe Deportito Why you always coming here to sell burritos Blowing leaves, making noise on the streeto Selling flowers on the side of Highway Threeto Deportito You always come to LA without permito Fly over the fence with an umbrellarito Swimming here with water wings on your feeto Why you always come to America with no viso Standing round on the corner With a box of oranginos (Gimme ten clementino) Asking what bag do I prefer at grocerito Paper or plastecito? Why don't you decide for me bro? You come to 'Merica from Cabo To find yourself a jobo Your English is no hablo And all you wear is sunclothes Everyone you meet is thinking that you have a bomb, bomb But you are the kind of brown guy that park on the lawn, lawn When they come arrest and separate you from your child Then they go, "Amigo, man, could you do me a solid?" I can't seem to get my brand new Toro mower started Maybe you could take it for me back to Target I need couple things go buy me a new spring hose Apples and a dingo make copies of my keysos Then stop at my crib 'cause I have a problem with bugs If you could exterminate them all I pay you six bucks My sink always leakos, patch it for me Rico Cover it with bondo, paint it color negro Then bake me a pizza, put away my kid's socks Help him post a video he made up on TikTok Go now Deportito Sitting on the porch in front of your casito Selling brick shwag to the dumbass gringos Measuring weed in meters and litros Deportito Soon you're gonna only eat stale Doritos No more good flaming hot Americheetos Now you're gonna know the true cost of Fritos All you ever did was clean a swimming pool with chlorino The government came with handcuffs They said you're coming with me, buddyto (Let go, I'm Ringo) Now you're in a cage sending e-mail to Jeffrey Bezos Can you waive my shipping feeso? I'm ordering from Area Quantino Ay, poor Tito We only just tryna stop the spread of measles We thought we'd better lock you up after you sneezop Better pray to the el Savior Baby Jesus, bailamos Fajita, gordito, bella grandedito Four ninety cinco, comes with a big drinko Get it with beef or carne adasito Let me get a piece bro, no man I don't think so T-Bell is awesome, it's the best place for Mexican food but people working there are not from Mexico I'm pretty sure it's all black people Deportito |
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