I wanna slim down for my son
I wanna get the bitches with the tights on
Drivin round town with the brights on
Mickey D's has the mofucking lights on
And I just wanna get a little bite one
And I just wanna little fuckin bite
I know I shouldn't have it but I'd like one
I'll just have a little munch tonight
I'll get some onion rings and a diet coke
Tomorrow I can get up on the bike but

I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh

I'm tired of being home alone
At least I have Burger King
Try the new burger shake
Try the sugar steak, ay
I never get with girls
So I give my heart a stroke
Before it could break
Feelin the heart race
Was touched when I was a kid
Now I make myself obese
Push the world away
Keep the world from me

I lost some calories as a child
So I'll take 100 years to find 'em

I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh

I wanna slim down tonight
Watch Marques Brownlie play Fortnite
Hit the park and jog, let the weight drop down
Eat some raisins, nuts and gay stuff now
And I could be the man that the girls wanna
I could be the nigga that they want
If I take a chance I could do it up
I could have a better life
But now I'm in the store alone
No one cares what I get
I'll get for the pain
I can't make a change

I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
I can't lose weight
Oh-oh