Does this look infected to you?
I'm hoping you'll know what to do
Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse
Does this look infected to you?
Does this look infected to you?
It must be the things that I do
I ain't feeling fab, won't you give me a jab
Does this look infected to you?

Yes I know, I shouldn't put it about alfresco
I've got my brains in my trousers I know
It's got a mind of its own
I'm living the high life with too many low lifes
Now I'm no medical man... but

Does this look infected to you?
I'm hoping you'll know what to do
Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse
Does this look infected to you?
Does this look infected to you?
It must be the things that I do
Give me a jab cos I ain't feeling fab
Does this look infected to you?

Yes it's true, I've got a one-track mind, so do you
And now it's feeding time at the zoo
It's all lager and lime
I'm living the high life with too many low lifes
Now I'm no medical man... but

Does this look infected to you?
I'm hoping you'll know what to do
Get me a nurse, cos I think it's got worse
Does this look infected to you?

There was a hullabaloo, there was a party or two
But then it all came tumbling down
Bark and miaow, yeah look at me now
I'm a horse on a merry-go-round
There was a hullabaloo, there was a party or two
But then it all came tumbling down
Bark and miaow, yeah look at me now
I'm a horse on a merry-go-round