I'm a celebrity
Da de da, da de da

I'm a celebrity
A 5-star fame junkie
I binge then I diet, I vomit on the quiet
I'm a role model you see
I'm a celebrity
Plucked from obscurity
Now that I'm in it, with my 15 minutes
It's all about me, me, me

It's my life
I dream about it day and night
It's my life
I dream about it day and night
Da de da, da de da da da de da
Da de da, da de da da da de da

I'm a celebrity
You'll find me in the lavatory
I powder my nose, you know how it goes
It's all in my biography

It's my life
I dream about it day and night
It's my life
I dream about it day and night
I'm a celebrity
It doesn't get better, it doesn't get better than this
It doesn't get better, it doesn't get better than this

I'm a celebrity
Unknown sexuality
She shares my limo, but he shares my pillow
Welcome to reality
I'm a celebrity
When it goes tits up you'll see
I'll kiss and tell, they'll all run like hell
Yes, I'm a celebrity

It's my life
I dream about it day and night
It's my life
I dream about it day and night
Da de da, da de da da da de da
Da de da, da de da da da de da
I'm a celebrity