Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth
Butter-, Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth (yeah)

Tie your shoes, loose tooth, blue suit in the booth
Back to bat matte mint St. Patrick's day coupe
Talking MacGregor Blue Tooth, who you talking to?
'Bout the Colossus of clout, couchsurfing from Beirut
'Bout to shoot shootie hoops on you, fucking Froot Loops
Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
While you running upstairs grab broom off the roof
Don't forget to take the trash, sweep uncle Gary's room
You found his fleshlight and licked it
Your grandfather's ticklish
I'm very superstitious
I'm allergic to taking pictures
Unless it's with a flock of certified bad bitches
You ain't allowed to go to Michigan
Or go fishing
In addition, you gotta ask your Mrs for permission
I'm on a money-making mission, guard-gated subdivision
I'm in the NBA, you in the D3
You can't even make the D League
You tried out in Italy
And got sent home in three, days
They wouldn't even let you be the towel boy
For minimum wage, you better off
Going home, begging your hometown sweetheart to stay
But she already turned the page
You only been gone four days
And she already got engaged, today
He works at Dave and Busters
He's a bus boy with mustard on his shirt
He got fired on the first for cussing at customers
RiFF

Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth
Butter-, Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth

Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth
Butter-, Butterscotch, Babe Ruth, crushed jewels on my tooth
Crushed jewels, crushed jewels, crushed jewels on my tooth