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Doctor, Doctor (Have Mercy On Me) Lyrics - Artist : Ray Stevens
Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me)
(Have mercy) Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease You doctors, you get all the breaks You get to bury your mistakes Doctor, have mercy on me Well, the cruelest thing that was ever invented Came out of a mind that was truly demented It's a little ol' thing they call the proctoscope I said "a little ol' thing", that ain't exactly right 'Cause it's a three-foot piece of galvanized pipe Make a sedentary middle-aged man out-jump an antelope Heaven knows what goes on in their minds Why, some of these doctors think they're divine 'Bout one half-step down from the man upstairs They can't walk on water or part the sea But I had one who separated me From my gallbladder and every penny of money I made for the last six years Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me) (Have mercy) Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease The practice of medicine is a must But must you always practice on us? Doctor, have mercy on me They make you wait in their office for hours on end While they drive into the club in their Mercedes-Benz That you paid for with your hemorrhoid-ectomy And those little gowns they give you got no back at all And they'd be too short if you were three feet tall I tell you, it's just a plot to strip you of your pride and dignity Strip down naked, boy, cough and sneeze And jump up on that table on your hands and knees Now there's not another person in the world you'd do that for But we just jump on up there like a Cocker Spaniel Like it's written somewhere in some sacred manual That you do everything the doctor tells you Who do they think they are? Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me) (Have mercy) Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease Practice medicine day and night Practice? Practice 'til you get it right Doctor, have mercy on me I said, doctor, doctor, have mercy on me (Have mercy on me) (Have mercy) Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease Yeah, you doctors, you get all the breaks You get to bury your mistakes Doctor, have mercy on me |
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