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The Marvel Cinematic Universe Rap Up Lyrics - Artist : NerdOut
All the fans around 'bout the get what the deserve
Listen as I run down the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe From phase one to phase two to phase three This is not chronological, it's in order of release We got Spider-Man, Scarlet Witch, Drax the Destroyer If you haven't seen the films, a final warning for spoilers We going way back, almost twelve years ago So without any further ado, here we go In the very first spot, we got the homie Tony Stark The only billionaire, playboy, philanthropist on the block Kidnapped by terrorists, he ruined their entire plan Turned a box of scraps into a fully-suited Iron Man The guy who set him up was Obadiah Stane Took the reactor out his chest and left Tony to die in pain But with the help of Pepper Potts and Rhodie, he would soon prevail Over the carbon copy Iron Monger, sent him straight to hell Next is the scientist, name is Bruce Banner He turned into the Hulk because he was fooling with gamma He fled to South America tryin' to find an antidote The army tracked him down, couldn't beat the green animal General Ross was mad, wanted Banner to fear him He injected Emil Blonsky with the super-soldier serum On the streets of Harlem Emil raged as the abomination But Hulk clapped him and pretty much stomped his face in Ivan Vanko wanted to murder Tony Stark He built an arc reactor fitted with whips and slashed his car apart He was arrested, party time, Tony was loving it Then Rhodie commandeered a suit and gave it to the government After that Tony met the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Justin Hammer made a bunch of drones but Ivan's at the wheel Now War Machine and Iron Man are fighting off the drones Tony starts to realize he cannot save the world alone Thor was about to be king, yeah he had the clout But he was disobedient so Odin stripped his powers out Banished to earth, now he's trying to get his hammer back Meanwhile, his evil brother Loki had a planned attack Releasing the destroyer to kill Thor and all his friends Thor made a sacrifice proving he's worthy again With hammer in hand he wins, retreated to his home Loki "died" by suicide and Odin sat back on the throne Okay, let's take it back to 1942 Steve Rogers tried to join the army but he's just a scrawny dude So they gave him super soldier serum, now he's a fighter But Red Skull's got the tesseract, the enemies hailing Hydra Tried to bomb the shores of America, Rogers stopped it Crashed the bomber in the arctic, he was frozen in a cockpit For seventy years, Nick Fury found him and then he thawed him out Told him that he wanted to save the world, yeah I'm talking about Avengers Loki isn't dead, he wanted to rule the earth And the fact that the Avengers fought each other made it worse Loki stole the Tesseract from S.H.I.E.L.D. to open up a portal That would unleash the aliens against defenseless mortals Rogers, Stark, Romanoff, Thor, Banner, and Barton Fought the hordes of Loki's army, the Chitauri, it was hard But Tony threw a missile at the mothership and closed the hole up Hulk slammed Loki, puny god, that was so nuts Tony Stark is suffering from panic attacks and PTSD Things are getting messy, televised Mandarin's very threatening Feeling himself, Tony gave the world his real address Helicopters bombed his home and then he almost drowned to death Aldrich Killian is really the Mandarin, what a plot twist Kidnapped the president then took Pepper Potts as a hostage With Extremis in his body, Aldrich almost won the day But Pepper's superhuman too, blew up a bullet in his face Jane Foster fell in a portal infected by the Aether Malekith, a dark elf, woke up and tried to reach her Thor took her back to Asgard and tried to remove the substance But Malekith killed his mother, Thor wanted justice Vowing revenge, he got his brother Loki's assistance On earth worlds are aligning, things are getting intense With a little scientific equipment and hocus pocus They opened a portal and killed Malekith with his own ship Rogers and Romanoff were out working for S.H.I.E.L.D. On a mission to retrieve encrypted data from the field So Nick Fury's Helicarrier were now ready to fire That's when cap discovered that S.H.I.E.L.D. was overrun by Hydra Wilson joined the team, Winter Soldier tried to kill 'em Rogers couldn't understand his friend was now a villain Helicarrier overridden so Hydra couldn't pull the trigger Steve refused to fight his friend so they all crashed into the river Peter Quill is up in space plus Gamora, Groot, and Rocket Get arrested and along with Drax they managed to escape Tried to sell a magic orb but little did they know The thing that they would try to sell was an Infinity Stone Ronan stole it so he could kill every person on Xandar The team beat him after distracting him with a dance-off Groot sacrificed himself, yeah, that was a tragedy But now the friends are known as the Guardians of the Galaxy The Avengers fighting Hydra on the battlefield Then unintentionally made a murder robot that'll kill Ultron was born, he recruited the Maximoffs But then they switched sides 'cause Ultron was gonna blast 'em all Tony used the Mind Stone of J.A.R.V.I.S., call him Vision In Sokovia, they battled a lot of robotic henchmen All the citizens escaped, Pietro died protecting Barton Ultron is destroyed but that's when Thanos goes and grabs his gauntlet Scott Lang just got out of prison, times is real tough Hank Pym tested him to see if he could steal stuff Gave him the Ant-Man suit, shrunk him down to size Hank's daughter Hope trained him up and taught him how to fight A guy named Yellowjacket, he wanted to sell the secrets Of the Pym particle to Hydra but he gets defeated When Scott goes subatomic, barely made it out the quantum realm Hope becomes The Wasp, these bad guys will not prevail Bucky was impersonated to make it look like he killed the King of Wakanda T'Challa wanted revenge, that's not the only problem The UN tried to make 'em all sign some accords Two opposing views that started a civil war Spidey showed up to prove that he's a hero Most of the conflict was caused by Baron Zemo Steve stopped Tony from blowing Bucky to bits You could say at this point the Avengers don't exist Steven Strange used to be the world's best surgeon Until he broke his hands, that's when he started searching The ancient one and Mordo would train him at Kamar-Taj In his studies, he would find out that magic can be dark Kaecilius released Dormammu from the dark dimension With the Eye of Agamoto, he's beaten into submission With repetition the earth is safe and everybody thanked him Now he's the master of the New York City sanctum Guardians always on the run from different factions The Scavangers and the Ravagers want a piece of the action Quill finds out that he's the son of a Celestial Mantis helps out, she knows Ego is unethical With the help of Nebula, Kraglin, and Yondu Baby Groot bombed the brain, Ego is fondue Yondu saved Peter, sacrificed himself Ravagers far and wide came along to pay respects Next up is your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Every now and then he had to go and check with Iron Man Peter Parker's fifteen fighting the hired goons Of a flying thief, The Vulture, Adrian Toomes Peter was dating his daughter, that was awkward The two started fighting on the beach of Coney Island Peter won, Stark and Happy invite him to the Avengers But in the end, he knows he's not ready to be a member Odin died, Hela's colder than an icebox Crushed Thor's hammer then she knocked him off the Bifrost Stranded on Sakaar, Thor is taken by a Valkyrie And forced to fight the Hulk, that was almost a casualty Him and his friends flew inside the Devil's Anus And they made it back to Asgard, Hela's murders were heinous They try to fight but realize they couldn't manage Only way to kill his sister was to Ragnarok the planet The Black Panther, leader of Wakanda T'Challa's gotta deal with all the secrets of his father Killmonger was abandoned on his own But he defeated T'Challa, now he's standing on the throne He wanted to use the Vibranium strictly as a weapon That's when T'Challa stepped in, gave him his final lesson With Shuri and M'Baku, it's a new administration He knows that he should share his technology with the nations To get the Stones, Thanos was on a mission He planned to kill half of all life in existence Heroes tried to fight but he's an unstoppable monster To get the Soul Stone he killed his own daughter In Wakanda, people getting slaughtered Vision ends up dead, Thor hits him with Stormbreaker, shoulda gone for the head He gave his fingers a snap, half the people turned to ash Then he portaled to a planet where he sat back and relaxed Before the snap, Scott Lang was helping Hank By going to the quantum realm to find his wife from thirty years ago A message suggested his wife was alive But first Scott and Hope had to fight some bad guys Ghost appeared, stole the shrunken lab, tried to fix her sickness But they stole it back and got Janet out of there with the quickness Janet gave Ghost quantum energy to stabilize But then Thanos snaps, Scott's the only one that stayed alive Vers was a Kree, crash-landed on the planet Nick Fury tried to help her see the past and understand it Turns out she's from earth and her real name is Danvers She was fed a bunch of lies from her Kree commanders She took out the implant that suppressed her powers Indestructible, destroyed a fleet of Kree cowards Now she helps the Skrulls find a place without danger But if Nick Fury needs her all he's gotta do is page her About a month after Thanos did the snap The last of the Avengers found him cooking in a shack Sliced his hand off but it's too late, he destroyed the Stones So Thor chopped his head off, everybody went home Five years later Scott made it out the quantum realm He rushed to the Avengers and told them that he could offer help Time heist, they would all just travel to the past Get the Stone one by one, reverse the snap, then put 'em back Nebula got caught and her double took her spot For the Soul Stone Romanoff jumped off a rock Everybody put their Stones inside of the nano gauntlet Thor wanted to snap but Hulk told him "I got this" The snap brought 'em back, Nebula planned a coup She used the time machine to bring back Thanos and his crew Thor and Tony Stark was trying hard to beat the Titan Captain Rogers grabbed the hammer and he got a couple strikes in Thanos knocked him down to the ground and broke his shield Doctor Strange showed up and brought the heroes to the field Portals began to open, Thanos began to tremble Steve stepped out and said "Avengers Assemble" Battlefield is full, Thanos army is no match Tony grabbed the gauntlet snapping Thanos off the map Tony sacrificed his life, at his funeral they wept Captain Rogers grabbed the stones and took 'em back where they were kept What's next? Peter Parker? I think that he's had enough He wanted to go on vacation and ditch all the hero stuff Nick Fury tracks him down, says he can't because he's needed Peter meets Quentin Beck and just hands over E.D.I.T.H. Turns out Quentin Beck is really just Mysterio He'll murder anybody with illusions and some killer drones Parker beats him, Spider-Tingle was the remedy But then Beck told the world Spider-Man's identity There you have it, that's what happened in the films I hope that you could follow and didn't get overwhelmed R.I.P. to Stan Lee, he was in every feature Until phase four, peace to all the true believers |
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