Women think they should be treated equal to men
Except when men aren't treated good, they're fine bein' them
Feminism's definition of men is that we are evil
Why aren't women evil, too? You said that we're equal

Y'all glorify strippers like, "You go, girl, get you're salary"
So, if you objectify yourself, it's actually empowering?
Those are double-standards, underhanded tricks o' the trade
It's chivalry if he's cute, it's sexist if he is lame

Y'all keep sayin' that we generalize women. Ok
You said men are all pigs. Like, is that not the same?
Y'all so desperate to fight you can't even see the hypocrisy
Women degrade the men, and that's your kind of equality

Makin' Barbies with bodies unrealistic for ladies
That's not oppressive, have you seen how jacked-up Batman is lately?
God made us different to compliment both our weaknesses
I build houses, you make dinner, we're vaginas and penises

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cuttin' your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court

You're all angry 'n' hateful 'n' givin' me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop actin' unstable an' blamin' the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you

No more Gucci, Chanel
You gon' buy it yourself
So, we're equal
You don't care about my fame or my wealth?

Great! You can pay for half the rent
You can pay for half the meals
And I'm not talkin' Happy Meals
No roses, no more daffodils

You want equality and don't need anyone's help
So, at the club, now, you can wait in line with everyone else
Now, hold the door open for me before we get in the car
Speakin' o' car: I need that 50 grand by tomorrow

Look, I can mow the front yard
You can mow the back yard
I'll paint half the house
You paint the other, it ain't that hard

Make ya dinner by six
Freshly cooked out the pan
When you ask how you look
I'll say, "You look like a man"

And, if you ask to be held
I'll just give you a pound
Don't forget your wallet
When we both go out on the town

I just wanna make sure
That you a solid girl an' stand up
If you wanna cry on my shoulder
I'll tell you, "Man up!"
(Man up, man up, man up...)

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cuttin' your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court

You're all angry 'n' hateful 'n' givin' me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop actin' unstable an' blamin' the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you

Feminism: Far from equal pay an' the right to vote
Now it's different y'all want masculinity out our homes
Women privilege: Y'all won't stop until you hose-run the world
I ain't sexist 'cause it's wrong an' bein' wrong is for girls

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cuttin' your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court

You're all angry 'n' hateful 'n' givin' me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop actin' unstable an' blamin' the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you

Let's talk about feminutz, feminutz
Please stop cuttin' your hair so short
You don't have any nuts, any nuts
You don't have any balls in your court

You're all angry 'n' hateful 'n' givin' me labels
But it's not my fault I'm a dude
Stop actin' unstable an' blamin' the males
'Cause maybe the problem is you