Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game
Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name

Welcome to Stonetown, it's a tokers paradise (Stonetown)
The cannabis rivers are flowing, we're blowing bowls out through the night (Down in Stonetown)
The atmosphere's always inviting, enlighten, uplifting for all (Stonetown)
The Indica and the Sativa aroma just seeps through the walls
Down in Stonetown

What's up y'all it's Mr. JR
Am like the sheriff of these here parts
Call me Mr. White Herb and protector of the perbs
And every other herb wanted at large
It's like the wild wild west for all cannabis lovers
Where cops get high too, no undercovers
Like Chris Columbus, come and discover
A new world better than sex with no rubbers
Where everybody's getting high with each other
And when a joint goes out, we just light another
Come on brother let's all get along
Oh look there's the presidents Mr. Cheech and Chong
And by now you should know it's Johnny Richter
Welcome to the Stonetown marijuana mixer
Nice to meet ya, stay as long as you want
But first you gotta clear the bowl out my fucking bong

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)
Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)
Up here in Stonetown, we're so glad you came (We're so glad you came)

Hi folks, now how's it been going?
The crops near done and the kegs is flowing
This way to the hotel where we smoke well
But it ain't no holiday inn (No!)
It's a busted up brothel, an Amsterdam hostel
A really rundown dive
A cover up for the plants that we gots inside
Where we get whiskey drunk and we dance all night
Yeah let me take your bags and your things
Give you 29 bongs rips, none of which sting
Loc's got the kill bud, X got the chronic
Richter got a hefty bag full of supersonic and me?
Me and Bobby D we stone silly
Double edged banger next up is Greg Philly
Stuck from the scissor hash downtown living
They call me dirtball and I'm Stonetown driven

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)
Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)
Up here in Stonetown, we're so glad you came (We're so glad you came)

So good to be here, it's nice to meet ya
Looking around at the people I greet
Now look at me face, now look at me features
I make you look crazy, I'm smoking my reefer
Call me the chief, I sprinkle the kief
The head of the class a science teacher
After the school, after the snap
I crash my car into the bleacher
I'm breaking them down to pounds to grains
Peanuts to pretzels [?]
Chris a erica, josh a bill [?]
Am super man Shaquille O'Neil
Surfing to kill it's on the deck
Ben is boss so who's the next
I check my text, I sent a tweet
I took the pitch, I smoke my weed

Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)
Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)
Up here in Stonetown, we're so glad you came (We're so glad you came)