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The Zipper Lyrics - Artist : Insane Clown Posse
What's that, though? The Zipper
The Zipper? It looks raggedy and rickety as fuck Why don't you go on it, man, and tell us what it's like? Well this lame local fair comes to town every year With the same lame rides, as if anybody cares But you still go, 'cause you know, ain't shit else to do So you smoke a couple joints and head up with your crew You walk around, and the carnies try to call you out "Come on, throw a dart at the balloons, what you got?" You just walk by knowing (uh huh) the prizes ain't shit Even the [?] bears got the cheap-ass stitch But what's this? In the corner, the Zipper, a new ride But it's not new; it looks old as fuck, but still you slide Over to it, 'cause anything different's worth checking out You're the only one in line. You strap in, and any second now... It's the Zipper! (Woo) It's wonderful! (It's incredible) Fantastical! (Woo) Astounding! (Wow!) Amazing! It's... The Zipper! (Woo) It's wonderful! (It's incredible) Fantastical! (Woo) Astounding! (Wow!) Amazing! And it's over, complete ecstasy for a minute (Ah) You can't fucking believe it. Right away, you admit it You start rantin' and raving about how fuckin' live it was It blew your fucking mind, and you still feelin' the buzz You run over to grab another ticket from the booth Because you found euphoria, and you know it's the truth Now a couple of your friends grab a ticket as well But they don't understand; the ride looks weak as hell But you guys get in line, and you're running with the quickness You're extra geeked now because your homies 'bout to witness This magical wonder ride of rusty old parts But they can fucking feel it too, as soon as it starts. It's... The Zipper! (Woo) It's wonderful! (It's incredible) Fantastical! (Woo) Astounding! (Wow!) Amazing! It's... The Zipper! (Woo) This shit is wonderful! This shit's incredible! This shit is breathtaking! Amazing! And like that, it stops. You're all three goin' crazy It took you through the heavenly gates; this shit's amazing Now you're buying up as many tickets as you can Back in line, it's only your crew, and you don't understand How come everyone ain't ridin' it? How come the fair is hidin' it Way back in this corner spot, when that shit is This time, your whole crew's gettin' on it for a spin You're fucking doing backflips ready for it to begin You give the tickets to the carnie, and you all pile on Everybody's mad excited. You all got your smile on Then the carnie says to you, "Three time's a doozie Read the sign: 'Ride three times, and your life you lose,' Eh?" The Zipper! (Woo) It's wonderful! (It's incredible) Fantastical! (Woo) Astounding! (Wow!) Amazing! It's... The Zipper! This shit is wonderful! This shit's incredible! This shit is breathtaking! Amazing! It's... The Zipper! (Woo) It's wonderful! (It's incredible) Fantastical! (Woo) Astounding! (Wow!) Amazing! It's... The Zipper! |
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