Welcome to the internet, have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, ha-ha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

And look, I made you some content ('cause I'm a creator)
Peter made you your favorite, open wide
Here comes the content
It's a beautiful day to stay inside

Healing the world with comedy
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
I swore I'd never be back, and now, I'm back on my feet
And I'm healing the world with comedy and Acapella

Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
These forty minutes are essential
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

The world that's around us is pretty amazing
But how does it work? It must be complicated
The secret is, the world can only work
When everything works together

That is how the world works
That is how the world works
From "A" to "zebra" to the worms in the dirt
That's how it works

An open window, a novel
Couple holding hands (live, laugh, and love)
An avocado, a poem
Written in the sand

Wait, is it just a white woman
A white woman's Instagram?
White woman
A white woman's Instagram

Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (ah-ah)
Staring at the ceiling
And waiting for this feeling go away
But it won't go away

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?
It's almost over, it's just begun
Don't overthink this, look in my eye, don't be scared, don't be shy
Come on in, the water's fine

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time