Ooh, you set the table, supper's done
Candlelight and wine for one
'Cause Little Miss Loser lost again

Ooh, Christmas Eve you waited for
But all your dreams stayed in the store
Yes, Little Miss Loser, you lost again

Aren't you the same child who had those tears in your eyes?
Why were you the only girl in town?
Ooh, bought a box of Cracker Jack and didn't get a prize
Even then the world put you down

Cinderella, she found her knight
And love protected Miss Snow White
Your Prince Charming never came in
Where's he been?
Why can't Little Miss Loser win?