It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.

Clap for me, polyunsaturated
M.F.P.
It turns you on in twelve ways
None can set you free

It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.

Cyclamates, formaldehyde
Vitamin D.D.T.
One swipe, a clean wipe
None can set you free

It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.

Phosphates, enzymes
All the while, they're eating it
Brush your teeth with rat poison
Clean your mind with Cheer

It's a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.

Phosphates, enzymes
I'm the one that is
Brush your teeth with rat poison
Clean your mind with Cheer

It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.
It's just a lot of B.S.
A whole lot of B.S.