I'm in love with the carrier bag man
I love the carrier bag man
Carrier bags strewn all around the room
Ah, the carrier bag man - I am him
Coz I am the carrier bag man - I am the carrier bag man

I've no time to sit comfortable down
But I still need armchairs round my home
To put carrier bags on

I am the carrier bag man
Carry a bag man!

I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves
No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways
Please all you onlookers understand
So make gangway for carrier bag man

I am carrier bag man

When in town I keep head down
Kneel on the croft when the Mariah comes round
Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around
There's few good places to hide bags behind

Coz I am carrier bag man
Carry a bag man!