Got up this morning to make some coffee.
Everything sucks today.
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me.
Everything sucks today.

Got up on the wrong side of life this morning.
Nothin' today is gonna go my way.
Horoscope told me lies this morning.
I don't think anything's gonna be okay.

Today!
Everything sucks today!
Everything sucks today!
Everything sucks today!

Right girl didn't call, and the wrong one's knocking.
Everything sucks today.
Flat tire on my car, so I guess I'm walking.
Everything sucks today.

Taxman came and took my money.
Now, all my other bills are gonna be late.
My girlfriend's moving in this morning.
I don't think anything's gonna be okay.

Today!
Everything sucks today!
Everything sucks today!
Everything sucks today!

Got up on the wrong side of life this morning.
Nothin' today is gonna go my way.
Horoscope told me lies this morning.
I don't think anything's gonna be okay.

Today!
Everything sucks today!
Everything sucks today!
Everything sucks today!