As seen on TV
As seen on TV

High-powered, chrome-plated American dream
Multi-speed, turbo-charged, high capacity
Ergonomic, economic, realistic feel
Jumbo-sized, made with high-carbon steel

As seen on TV
As seen on TV

Comes in spring colors, this is something you need
Buy two this week, and we throw one in for free
Rust resistant, shatterproof, one day only deal
Customized, proven to boost sex appeal

As seen on TV
As seen on TV

High-powered, chrome-plated American dream
Multi-speed, turbo-charged, high capacity
Ergonomic, economic, realistic feel
Jumbo-sized, made with high-carbon steel

As seen on TV
As seen on TV

Comes in spring colors, this is something you need
Buy two this week, and we throw one in for free
Rust resistant, shatterproof, one day only deal
Customized, proven to boost sex appeal

As seen on TV