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Worst Day Of My Life Lyrics - Artist : Crypt
So the worst day of my life? Well it started like this
I woke up at 7 cause somebody was calling my shit I normally don't get up 'till noon But last night I was up 'til 2 Working on music, but it crashed, so fuck Fruity Loops There was a voice on the other end of the phone talking to me He said "Sir, we can pay your student loans interest free" Bitch I don't have no loans In college I got a scholarship And if I get charged for this call then ima get pissed! Turns out I did 10 dollars a minute and I spent 10 of it bitching There's only 50 in my account, so I exceeded my limit And I got overdrafted, so there's 50 more that was added Ain't that a bastard, now I gotta pay a tab with bucks I'm lacking And that don't make no sense But I guess it is what is So I just get out of bed and go to take my morning shit I popped a squat, and hopped back up, my ass was wet, I sat in piss It can't get worse than this, then I saw there's no toilet paper in this bitch Thats the way of the wind That's the way of the road That's way life is, that's the way life goes If you get knocked down ya gotta get back up Laugh at Life or it will eat you up Everybody has some problems too But we are blessed beyond belief, even you! So praise God if you woke up this morning, cause he ain't done yet Cause it's the worst day of my life but tonight the sun'll set So I left the bathroom, went to the kitchen to get some breakfast Poured a bowl of Raisin Bran even though Trix is my preference Opened the fridge, what is this? No milk exists. Ain't that a bitch So I dumped it in the trash, but then the trash bag ripped When I went to take it out, now theres a mess in my house The carpet is stained, and ants are everywhere, what's this about? If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have none at all It took me 2 hours to scrub the floors and now I'm appauled Because the sinks broken I called the maintence man to fix the faucet But in the process lost all of my security deposit Honestly I'm done with it, chalked it up to a bad morning Got a call from work, gotta come in now with no warning So I got in the car, and I'm stuck in traffic, now I'm an hour late Then a car pulls up beside me and scratches my fuckin' paint Then he drives off, leaving tire marks, and he sped out of sight Then I look in the rearview to see some fuckin' blue lights Thats the way of the wind That's the way of the road That's way life is, that's the way life goes If you get knocked down ya gotta get back up Laugh at Life or it will eat you up Everybody has some problems too But we are blessed beyond belief, even you! So praise God if you woke up this morning, cause he ain't done yet Cause it's the worst day of my life but tonight the sun'll set So I spent the next 5 hours stuck at work My phones been dry. My girlfriend? I haven't heard from her And my best friends talking shit behind my back, and that's facts Why does does that always happen to me? Am I that bad? Who the fuck can I trust if my own homies goin' Rogue? I don't know, yo, homes,woah, I thought that we were bro's But I guess no Shit I'll just let go I didn't lose a friend, I just didn't have one to begin with so I go home and dump my clothes in the washer to wash 'em But I'm out of laundry detergent, and that is fuckin' awesome So I leave and go to walmart, but they are closing at 12 It's 11:35 but it's locked tighter than a jail So I get back in my car and go start it, but it's dead Had to wait for Triple to give me a ride and I was stressed And when I got home I got a text from my girl and it read I think you and I would be better if we were just friends Thats the way of the wind That's the way of the road That's way life is, that's the way life goes If you get knocked down ya gotta get back up Laugh at Life or it will eat you up Everybody has some problems too But we are blessed beyond belief, even you! So praise God if you woke up this morning, cause he ain't done yet It was the worst day of my life But now the sun has set |
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