I had a bad truck that broke down
Had a bad girl that ran around
Had a bad reputation in two-minute two-lane towns
Had some bad luck with blackjack
Had a bad headache from drunk Jack
Took a bad shot on a whitetail with a record rack

But I ain't never had a bad beer
No, I ain't never had a bad buzz
No, man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top
Of one that wasn't cold enough
I ain't never had a bad time
Can or bottle, it don't matter what kind
I've had enough to tell you 'round here
No, I ain't never had a bad beer

I heard some bad lines in this bar
Threw a bad week in a tip jar
Heard a bad cover band do a number, man
On some "Achy Breaky Heart"

I ain't never had a bad beer
No, I ain't never had a bad buzz
No, man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top
Of one that wasn't cold enough
I ain't never had a bad time
Cans, bottles, it don't matter what kind
I've had enough to tell you 'round here
No, I ain't never had a bad beer

Koozied-up Bulldog tailgatin'
Shotgun with some spring break crazies
Raise 'em up to some left-turn racin'
And all our friends in low places

I ain't never had a bad beer
No, I ain't never had a bad buzz
No, man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top
Of one that wasn't cold enough
I ain't never had a bad beer
No, I ain't never had a bad buzz
No man, I ain't never unlocked a YETI twist top
Of one that wasn't cold enough
No, I ain't never had a bad time
Can or bottle, it don't matter what kind
I've had enough to tell you 'round here
No, I ain't never had a bad beer, bad beer

I ain't never had a bad beer
Nah, I ain't either son
You got any left in there, Colt?
Go on, get you one or six there, big daddy
Boogity boogity
Let's go drinking