You're the top!
You're the Colosseum
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet
A Shakespeare sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse

You're the Nile
You're the Tower of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!

You're the top!
You're a Waldorf salad
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad
You're an angel, you
Simply too, too, too diveen
You're a Boticcelli
You're Keats
You're Shelly
You're Ovaltine

You're a rose
You're Inferno's Dante
You're the nose
On the great Durante
I'm the nominee of the G.O.P
Or GOP!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you are the top!