There's a dirty old lady in New Orleans
She's very dirty (filthy) and very mean
Oh, baby, (just like) loving/fucking/jamming your neighbour's wife

She comes on every morning at supper time
She comes back and makes you feel fine
(She comes back and feels so fine
Oh, baby...

If you had a heart, you'd take a work
You've never seen her with the children, you would
Oh, baby...

There's something in her body, that makes you feel good
Ad if it doesn't you know that it should
Oh, baby...