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iDubbbz Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #1) Lyrics - Artist : Bull, Dan
Hello Ian, how the hell have you been?
It's me again, your favorite rapping European I'm here to leave you burnt like black toast Welcome to the first ever episode of Rap Roasts Ian, the type of content you make's that gross You're just milk intolerance, lactose Now, for anyone who's unfamilliar with your channel watching You do a really funny series called "Bad Unboxing" So I brought a box full of props of raps I'm dropping And after that you could use it as your actual coffin You already know smoking's bad for your health So you must really crave having two fags in you mouth Time to destress Stop and take a deep breath Not because you need air, fuck, I just want to hear you speak less You look a reet mess Woody Allen meets meth Your ideal orgy's a sausage meat fest You're so scrawny and you've got such a meek chest That you still wear your age 0-3 vest Invisible eyebrows on fleek, yes With specs that thick you're never going to see chef Of all the Ians in the world you're the least best You're a bad driver, you deserve to have your jeep wrecked You frail cracker, I could snap you like a crackerjack And by the way, the past wants its glasses back I'm a bit funny looking, check the size of my head It still got nothing on your giant surprise egg I'd lie to break it open, that'd be delightful You look like a scrotum rolled over a lightbulb When you were born your mum thought she'd either done a turd or given birth to a puppet out of thunderbirds Say something I'll take your fake diamond play button And give you a face fucking So you can taste sucking You lame shut in Get out and get some sunlight Training for a fight's quite effective if it's done right But you don't want to get into the ring with Jinx You do want to get into Jinx's ring, methinks Ugh, sitting in your room topping up your cummy sock Then sucking out every fluffy crusty yummy drop Like a hungry Winnie The Pooh tonguing a honey pot And when you catch a cold, you bukkake runny snot Bouncing up and down on your thumb like a bunny hop Shouting "Mommy watch! You're gonna miss the m-m- money shot" Sonny, stop before your briefs get a heavy leak The human rectum shouldn't stretch more than ten inch deep Remember when we went to Venice Beach? You kept walking 'round talking with insensitive offensive speech 'Till you annoyed a fella with Floyd Mayweather's physique And he did to you what Drake did to Meek Ooh, Drama Alert, someone contact Keemstar You're not a real cop Ian, where's your police car? Rearrange the letters in Content Cop And see that it's an anagram of concept, not Kickstarter crap, crap skater trick, prick attack Err, crack raper tits Okay, even when I say that I'm cleverer than iDubbbz More popular too, here, have some of my subs You're just like me, were both acting like thugs But are prone to panic attacks in nightclubs Yo, the only time that you would fire slugs Was if your zoo was overstaffed and you don't like bugs Museums are the only time of you seeing nice jugs And your dealer needs to see prescriptions when you buy drugs And now it's crunch time for the final punchline I can't come up with one so just like and subscribe Cringe I'm just playing, iDubbbz, you know I love you |
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