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Jacob Rees-Mogg Rap Roast (Rap Roasts #6) Lyrics - Artist : Bull, Dan
My God
Jacob Rees-Mogg CHECK your priorities At once Jacob Rees-Mogg Your punctuation policies Are wrong Jacob Rees-Mogg No "And"-following comma, please What Jacob Rees-Mogg Is with all these frivolities? Mr. Rees-Mogg I understand your concerns But I cannot tell you that I am pleased to learn The list of words which you determine unacceptable and worthless Due to the fact of their being no longer fit for purpose You'd better check your work 'Cause when I look at Hansard There are countless examples of you flouting your own standards You've too many "I"'s yourself What an ongoing disappointment And thus calling to question your self appointed a anointment As the guardian and arbiter of grammatical convention So see me after class Rees-Mogg You've got yourself into detention Whether or not it was your intention You've brought attention to the boiling tension and contentions we're all fomenting There's no point in pretending we all can be friends And it's hard to enforce a convention in language when language is always dissenting It wasn't always cemented in rules Semantics Or how things are meant to be called The fact that language is bending is cool Ascending through trends and transcending all the attempts to control and restrain its application's A source of endless fascination But actually, Jacob, I've taken a minute just to ascertain Whether I've considered and have given it enough cogitation To safely treat this linguistic oversimplification as just a misinterpretation deserving of floccinaucinihilipilification Or if you're a pillock deserving of all of this vilification My God Jacob Rees-Mogg CHECK your priorities At once Jacob Rees-Mogg Your punctuation policies Are wrong Jacob Rees-Mogg No "And"-following comma, please What Jacob Rees-Mogg Is with all these frivolities? You're a man that hasn't got a lot of equals You don't want to be like the comma people Use religion to excuse your belief Stating same sex marriages should not be legal But I've got to give it to you You're a man of principle And an imbecile But honestly I'm really rather quite surprised to find you don't believe in hanging criminals You're cut from a cloth of vellum Despite what everyone says you're not a bellend You're a little bit privileged Very old fashioned But you stick to principles with a passion But when you're in the chicken coop You get covered in chicken poo Why did you give a speech to the Traditional Britain Group Now you can never say that is something you didn't do You also sat and planned stuff with Steve Bannon didn't you? Never change your babbies' nappies That's what nannies do Naturally Anyway you've got an allergy Ask Ali G Jacob is the member for the 18th century If contemporary's an ailment he's the remedy He doesn't want anything to do with anything that is in living memory It's not cricket if you've not got a ticket for entry into the Gentry He isn't so friendly Nah That's a fib He's a man of the people on which we each can depend Though Jacob I speculate you won't reply Though hopefully you do Jacob I've invested so much of my time in you And how should I refer to you? Is it Earl Lord Duke Baron Earl Or Sire? Yours sincerely Daniel Cheltenham Douglby Digby Bull Esquire My God Jacob Rees-Mogg CHECK your priorities At once Jacob Rees-Mogg Your punctuation policies Are wrong Jacob Rees-Mogg No "And"-following comma, please What Jacob Rees-Mogg Is with all these frivolities? |
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