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Congratulations Lyrics - Artist : Bull, Dan
Boyinaband!
It's your big day! Incredible job! I know we had our differences But today, I just want to tell you Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration! Party all day, I know you've been waiting Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration! With the chorus at the start to reel people straight in Dear dear David Big congratulations You're raising the game with these big collaborations Seriously, David Big congratulations For the trail you're blazing for Midland rap creatives Especially the ones like you and me with "D.B." names and pasty faces Since DBGames you've risen up like pastry in a spaceship I have been spectating your rise to success With a strange combination of pride and distress One the one hand it's amazing, my mate is elevating But on the other hand I feel like I'm still waiting And on the other other hand it's so frustrating That I can't even count the number of hands, it's embarrassing I knew that rhyme would sink in well with you You saw me force it, just like how you foresaw Me saying a tap is called a faucet We used to sit and write together sharing lines and jokes You weren't like those other rappers trying to share me lines of coke If we'd met on Grindr I might find you were my kind of bloke Whoa, no homeloaf, homeslice! No, tonight, I'm going to dine alone Tuck into a microwave meal for one, what a rubbish cooking show I know I suck at choruses, let's look how low this hook can go Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration! Hey David, what do you think of my Roomie impersonation? I can't make a hit track, so I made a miss track I miss my mate, I wish we could bring our friendship back Ayy, it's time for wild celebration, and mild inebriation By which I mean some English tea and mindful meditation You and Pewds and Roomie have produced the perfect pop song Catchy tune, half happy/gloomy, humour, verses not long Not too complex, not too racist, except maybe in some places Let's wait and see what the mainstream media lets you get away with You made some of my favourite sounds But I want to just say this now Although on the global stage you're Boyinaband To me you're David Brown I know I suck at choruses, let's see how low this hook can go Sorry - no, I can't keep up this flow, it's far too fucking slow So let's ramp it up a teeny tiny tad Oh yes, I'm kind of enjoying this But even trying to rap and keep in time to match the rapid speed of light Boyinaband can reach might be pointless I've only met two lyricists who can really twist language as tight as I can And that's my arch nemesis, The Stupendium, and Boyinaband I've only met a few people who equal my level of irony And that's you, David, isn't it? Hehe! You and I and me We had a thing for forced rhyme A vlog called intercourse time A gaming channel I neglected, which I think's a sure sign I'd never parallel your forceful fortitude or foresight I'd always be the frickin' Jim Davidson to your Forsyth You seized every opportunity that I wasn't prepared to And capitalised on every potential link it led to I watched you get on stage and win the crowd while I was scared to You helped me with my head, I only helped you with your hairdo But unlike your luscious locks, our bromance has been cut and doesn't grow I know I suck at social stuff, like I suck at hooks But I love you bro! Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration! I'm too scared of repercussions to make fun of Asians This isn't a diss track, it's more of a miss track I can't diss you David, I'm afraid of how you'd hit back We both know how to twist facts into a fucking bitch slap And somehow still sound so profound even when saying "piss flaps" We stopped communicating And I've been feeling vacant Maybe this correlation does equal a causation We used to be the best friends Team up on League of Legends I was Sivir, you were Heimerdinger and together we could reach the heavens But despite our fancy vocals, we both can be antisocial We went from speaking daily To maybe an annual phone call Dave and Daniel's bond is like our gaming channel: Gone That's why I made this song I want to say that I was wrong about you Guess I got distracted by what your diss track did I thought I was gonna diss RiceGum with iDubbbz But I got subtracted Next think I knew it was you Ian would choose to rap with But if it had to be anyone apart from me Well then I'm glad it was you because you smashed it I bow down with humility To your YouTube ability I used to boast that I was bigger than most But now you're clearly bigger than me You said that I didn't take any risks, just relaxed in making game raps Well I listened to your criticisms and came to the decision to bring that flame back We met in Berlin last year in the summer It was good to catch up, but it was really a bummer We agreed we'd see each other soon But I knew we wouldn't do it from the feel in my stomach I messaged you on WhatsApp Maybe you can talk back If I'm honest, I don't care if I come across as a twat 'Cause if I'm honest and I come across as a twat Well then honestly then I'm obviously a twat A twat that's asking awkwardly: Open up and share your thoughts with me Don't make me forcefully break into your place so you talk to me No, please, don't call the police! Of course I don't mean it, Jesus, it's just a joke I know I suck at choruses, but this one's yours, it's fucking dope! Ayy congratulations, it's a celebration! Party all day, I know you've been waiting This isn't a diss track, it's more of a miss track I miss my mate, I wish we could just bring that ***** back Ayy, I bet you thought I swore then But I just bleeped the word "stuff" Or did I? Got the algorithm trying to call my bluff But I already said "fuck" So that's kind of redundant I don't really miss you, Dave, I'm just chopping some onions Crying with AutoTune is weird... |
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