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British Teeth Lyrics - Artist : Bull, Dan
I'm flossing
Open wide You may feel a small amount of discomfort As I sink my teeth, into this issue Fucking let's go! Oi. I was a jolly good child But never had a Hollywood smile I probably should be bothered but I'm not 'Cause my gob is just part of my ebullient style Charmingly funny and vile Like Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle Met a woman, it was good for a while Then I grinned and had her running a mile Ugh... look at all that spit I've got a mouth like a Sarlacc Pit I look a bit like I was kicked to the kerb And my teeth took it worse than the Tarmac I bit I'm a little bit Ricky Gervais If he was hit with a brick in the face Dirty cunt Perverted version of Kirsten Dunst But worse in person 'cause of a certain oniony pungence Line up girls, who's first in front? Got a tongue like a Persian rug Fuck mouthwash, pass the detergent *glug* This is urgent look, get a surgeon booked Who can work with the curtains shut Too squeamish to floss, bleeding is gross So please just leave me to rot 'Cause believe it or not I really am reasonably pleased with the teeth that I've got Don't give a fuck whether you're a fan of mine Stop... Arm |
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