My funny valentine
Sweet, comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine... stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

Is your figure less than ancient Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart... dear?

Don't change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine... stay
Each day will be Valentine's Day