It's a great American Saturday night
Drink a little more till the world looks better to ya
Anybody here wanna fuck or fight?
It's a great American Saturday night
Great American Saturday night

You work all week at a job you hate
Now the weekend's here and you just can't wait
'Cause Mary tells you it's gettin' late
And you ain't gettin' younger, you know
So get your clothes out of the cleaner's and blow-dry your hair
Spray deodorant everywhere
And paste on a smile like you really don't care
Then get ready to go

On a great American Saturday night
Drink a little more till the world looks better to ya
Anybody here wanna fuck or fight?
It's a great American Saturday night
Great American Saturday night

First you say, "Hi"
Then you say, "My!"
"Do you come here often?
Well, neither do I
And, hey, my place is right close-by
And I'd really like to be your friend
Then you wake up Sunday, it's a coal-gray day
You almost got lucky but it slipped away
But Saturday's only six days away
And you can start tryin' again

On a great American Saturday night
Drink a little more till the world looks better to ya
Anybody here wanna fuck or fight?
It's a great American Saturday night
Great American Saturday night

It's a great American Saturday night, yeah
Drink a little more till the world looks better to ya
Anybody here wanna fuck or fight?
It's a great American Saturday night
Great American Saturday night