I've loved you so long I can't tell where it hurts
I broke my wrist just tryin' to take off your shirt
Your parties bore me, but the music just slays
I figure the afterlife might be the same way

Okay, let's break into the Masonic Temple tonight
You brought some blotters, yeah, let's start things off right
Is there anything in this whole world that's worth puttin' up a fight, yeah
A fight, no

Your grandma died and left her Mercedes Benz
You say these curves at night might be how it ends
You say if there's a God he's thin as a rail
No gettin' hungry movin' slow as a snail

Oh well, let's break into the Masonic Temple tonight
You brought some blotters, baby, start things off right
Is there anything in this whole world that's worth puttin' up a fight, yeah
A fight, no
A fight, yeah
A fight, no

I've loved you so hard I can't tell where it hurts
I ain't ashamed to say I've tried on your skirts
If you're the main course, does that make me dessert?

Oh God, let's break into the Masonic Temple tonight
You brought some blotters, yeah, let's start things off right
Is there anything in this whole world that's worth puttin' up a fight, yeah
A fight, no
A fight, yeah
A fight, no
A fight, yeah
A fight, no

This life is comedy and horror combined
Like poppin' cheap pills and a quart of boxed wine
Stop all this talkin' I'll go fix you a drink
Yeah, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay, let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct
Okay (c'mon), let's do the world a favor, yeah, let's all go extinct