You are, to me, as good as apple pie
As summer in Hawaii, as stars up in the sky
Your love fits me, like my designer jeans
Like flowers in the Spring, like a movie on the screen

Cause you and I are an item
Nothing can break us, nothing can make us fall apart
We're forever mated like champagne and caviar

We are as one, as Carson and TV
As Englishmen and tea, as fishermen and sea
Were just as strong as cages in a zoo
As strong as crazy glue, or red dye #2

Cause you and I are an item
Nothing can break us, nothing can make us fall apart
We're forever mated like champagne and caviar

We seem to blend, like [?] do
Like spices in a stew, like Fred and Dooby-doo
We're here to stay, as long as Everest
Or cowboys in the west, together we're the best

Cause you and I are an item
Nothing can break us, nothing can make us fall apart
We're forever mated like champagne and caviar
We stick together, like champagne and caviar
We are an item, like champagne and caviar