I wanna be your dog
Oh, to be completely at your beck and call
I wanna live in your laundry
How I long to be your dog

And I wanna be the plate that you eat off of
I want your fork to scrape the surface of myself
I wanna be the fucking fork as well
I wanna be the thing you think it's all about
How I long to be your dog

And I wanna be the pebble that gets stuck inside your shoe
I wanna be the thing that gets attached to you
I wanna be your fucking dog
Wanna be your dog
Oh, to be completely at your beck and call
I wanna live in your laundry
How I long to be your dog
I wanna be the pebble that gets stuck inside your shoe
I wanna be the thing that gets attached to you
I wanna be your fucking dog